What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:28

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
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Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!